Diamonds are Forever

thetallblacknerd:

Me: ‘Ro you mad at me?
Storm: What makes you say that?
Me: An F5 tornado landed on my car….in a mall parking lot. .just my car too.
Storm: Well maybe the tornado does like the fact that you liked Emma’s pic on instagram

Me: You ready to go to the beach?
Storm: I don’t wanna go, lets just stay in
Me: Oh come on we’ve been planning this for months, you dont have any X-Men business and the weather is perfect
Storm: You think a blizzard is perfect weather?
Me: there’s no bli-oh….

Storm: I think we need a new car
Me: What’s wrong with the one we have now?
Storm: It got crushed by Magneto
Me:…….
Me: You were street racing again werent you?
Storm:I mean he pulls up next to me and revs his engine, wasn’t gonna let him disrespect me, disrespect us.
Me: Why do you even drive? You can fly.
Storm: I want to do normal people stuff
Me: NORMAL PEOPLE DON’T STREET RACE MAGNETO!

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